I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
YOU WOKE UP TODAY
I LIKE THAT
YOU ARE BREATHING
YOU CAN SEE THIS WITH YOUR EYES
YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET
WOW SO WONDERFUL
THIS IS HOW BABY GOATS MOVE
LOOK AT THIS KITTEN TRYING TO STAND
THIS DOG IS AN ASTRONAUT
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HEDGEHOG IN PURE BLISS
I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
SMILE A LITTLE BIT
SMILE A LOT A BIT
I LIKE YOU.
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.
Accidental performance art: priceless
i love this
So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.
Wow, 500 notes
Girls protecting girls.
Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this
I play this in my car while I’m driving.
I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song
I decided this a long time ago
Try petting the cats to this.
Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay
Everytime I hear this I want to spontaneously jump on a table and begin a battle
my orchestra in middle school played this piece. One time during class, two of the cellists put their instruments and started having a sword fight with their bows. the rest of us never stopped playing.
imagine jerking off to this song
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear